It's time for a few harsh words on some of the ridiculous outfits on the red carpet of the Met Gala. It's one thing if they were doing a tribute JUST to Alexander McQueen and stars were expected to show up in ridiculous gowns as he would've loved, but something tells me, someone needs to fire these stylists....
Beyonce in Emilio Pucci
Really not sure how the crowds liked this. I haven't gotten a good read on if people were for or against this awful Emilio Pucci dress. She looks like her nipples are coming out of the dresss, but its just lace no worries. I'm not quite sure what's going on with Jay-Z's hair. He sort of looks like a young school boy who needs a haircut. Is the longer hair coming back for men? I'm not a fan...
Christina Ricci in Zac Posen
FYI Christina, it isn't October....Your witch costume can stay in the closet a few more months. I usually love Zac Posen designs, but this just doesn't do it for me. If it didn't have the high neck and long sleeves, I think it wouldn't have been so awful.
Freida Pinto in Chanel Haute Couture
I think Freida Pinto ran out of clothing and raided her boyfriend's closet for a tie and his bed linens.
Iman in Stella McCartney
Oh Iman.... What can I say. If I were her age and looked that good I may just show up to an event in a gold glitter jumpsuit. I have to give her credit, but at the same time, you aren't Cher hunny....But that belt is quite fabulous.
Jessica Szohr in a dress from Topshop
I don't know what to say about Jessica, except for the fact that half of the people who shop at Topshop probably own this dress and have worn it out to a bachelorette party. I guess the designers ran out of dresses for her to wear for the night. Although I do like this dress, it is not appropriate for the Met Gala. And what's with the shoes? Are thos tassles?
Kate Hudson in Stella McCartney
Kate Hudson has been on the red carpet a bit lately for her recent movie coming out. She has looked amazing everytime I've seen her while being pregnant. But something happened here that isn't pretty and is a bit of a hot mess. I'm not quite sure what is with the jewel on her head, do you? I'm a huge fan of hers, but today, sorry Kate, just isn't your day.
Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Haute Couture
WHAT a mess. Who let her out of the house like this? Someone fire her stylist. Chanel needs to throw this dress in the donate pile. It looks like something an old teacher would wear to a PTA meeting.
Miranda Kerr in Marchesa
I get it Miranda, you're hot, you've got awesome legs, but you look like a tutu bride who's 5 years old with pigtails. The dress is appropriate for dancing with the Stars, or maybe the Victoria's Secret Angel show, did she forget her wings in the limo?
Fergie in Marchesa
Here comes the bride... all dressed in white! Her and Miranda look like they've got royal wedding fever and have channeled their inner bride at the Met. The dress is beautiful, but together, they look like they are off to be wed!